Why are you here?

[Bluestone]

I know there may be multiple reasons that you frequent this message board, but what is your primary reason. The results will help FF Management to determine what board features should be highlighted and/or improved.

We'll even give you more choices than the American Election provides.

Blue for FF Admin

[mikedark]

Why is there no all of the above?

[LadyAsh]

I need an "other" choice. I won't tell what it is but it is none of the above.

[Bluestone]

I need an "other" choice. I won't tell what it is but it is none of the above.

What if we put bamboo under your fingernails?

Would it be the stories? If so, yes, that's an oversight by me. Hmmmm, I guess I'd better get used to the feel of bamboo under my fingernails.

Blue

[LadyAsh]

Just the thought makes me shudder. It wouldn't be hard to make me talk, I'm a wimp. But then girls are allowed to be wimps.

[xj900uk]

I'd love to have you tied up in front of me, Lady Ash, at the mercy of all my twisted fetishes and fantasies... I find that anticipation is half the thrill, don't you agree? Well it might be not quite so much anticipation in your case...

[D_Cooper]

Blue,

I voted to share with others because that is the closest to reading and posting stories, which is the main reason I visit the site. Although my second choice would be to make new friends. I have already made one new friend, and I am open to making more.

Dwight

[Ric delCampo]

I like to write. Erotic death stories are fun, for me, to write. And even more fun if I turn-on some of the female members of this board, (and other boards.) So I chose the option to share.

But looking at Lady Ash's avatar, I think it would be fun to find a woman as pretty, sexy, as accomplished, as her. What sexual fantasies could be shared in person.

Unfortunately, as they say, all the good ones are already married.

[kelli]

i come here for the free snacks (and occasional verbal abuse)

ric, i must be one of the bad ones

[Ric delCampo]

i come here for the free snacks (and occasional verbal abuse)

ric, i must be one of the bad ones

Gee shucks, Kelli; I know you're not married. But I believe you have a boyfriend. And I don't poach.
Otherwise, I'd be proposing immediately. But you must get a hundred proposals every day.

I once heard a French equation for the perfect age woman for a man.
Take the man's age, divide by half and add seven years.
According to the French, that make's you just about perfect for me.

[kelli]

I once heard a French equation for the perfect age woman for a man.
Take the man's age, divide by half and add seven years.
According to the French, that make's you just about perfect for me.

you're only 40???

[Ric delCampo]

you're only 40???

Don't I wish!

(If I have your age correct,) according to this French equation, you're about 3 years too old for me. Now some smart person can reverse the equation and find out how old I am. (If I/he has your age correct.)
Taking up with you may feel like robbing the craddle; I'm American, not French. However, the only woman I've dated since my divorce was 15 years younger than I was.

[smudger]

I don't think that was one of Einstein's equations. But then he was German, not French. I calculate that the only time at which a Frenchman will be interested in a woman (?) of his own age is when he is 14.

[kelli]

i calculate that ric is 68. with that, i just gave away my age. if i am wrong, i apologize.

[smudger]

Well, of course I could calculate it from the supplied data. But I am too much of a gentleman to do so.