I hope you enjoy your time here! Pull up a cushion, relax, and enjoy chatting with the wonderful folks here while the trained caterpillars refill your hookah and offer the latest delicacies from the Bluestone pantry. Those screens dotted about the Bluestone mansion are your windows to the Elysian Fields where all of our lovelies continuously perform their erotic death scenes for the enjoyment of the partygoers. This community is unique, and a fun place to hang out... safe from the thought police and the paranoia of real world bureaucrats.
People, make sure that our new friend is properly greeted. I'm off to rescue an evil dragon from the clutches of a beautiful maiden

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P.S. Can you refill my hookah again, please? I need a little lift to cross over to dragonworld...