I'm Being Stalked!

[Bluestone]

There's a new member who is silently stalking me. I'm very afraid, because if she gets close I just know that I'll have the fight of my life ahead of me. Oh, I'll win... I always win!... Bwahahaha!!! ...I'll also enjoy the fight with my hands around the soft whiteness of her neck. Yes, TastyTiff has joined FF... and the Bluestone mansion will never be the same again. Everything and everyone was neatly in place... Petra serving drinks at the Hemlock bar... Suzi lying in her gold bikini by the pool... Maxine drawing X's all over the other girls and explaining that they're only trademarks... not targets! Yes, everything was in its place... but now the blonde is out of the bag... she is wandering the mansion freely... and there is reason to be afraid. Shoot at the first sign of a gentle feminine giggle... it could very well be TastyTiff.

Blue
Former Head of the Bluestone Mansion
(currently cringing in fear of the blonde goddess)

[nekosan]

Filling clips and sharpening blades now. I will bring my nightvision goggles but I would rather find her by feeling around in the dark .

[Algenon5]

Welcome, stalker!

[nekosan]

Mr. Bluestones. Any updates on The Stalker situation ? ? ?

[smudger]

Have you got any proof to back up these wild accusations?

[nekosan]

Smudger. You are a good policeman .

[Bluestone]

Have you got any proof to back up these wild accusations?

Well, I am very suspicious by nature. I figure that I 'murdered' Tiff many times earlier this month, so I assume she will want to have her revenge. She has entered my inner sanctum here at the Bluestone Mansion. Of course, I opened the door for her, but can you blame me? She is super hot, after all. She could have simply melted the front door... and then we'd be defenceless against the outside world. So, I do have some arguments... some innuendos... my suspicions and fears... but proof??? No, not really.

I was hoping that she'd slip up and post a death threat on FF, but she's a crafty sort... a little hard to pin down... though I love that position.

In short, I have as much evidence that Tiff is stalking me as Eve had against a fellow webmaster. So, I guess I've got nothing.

Blue

[nekosan]

Smudger. Correct me if I am wrong . You meant photographic proof. Is that correct?

[Bluestone]

You want photographic evidence? Okay, here is Tiff attacking me, actually biting my neck in an unprovoked attack... and laughing after this vicious assault! What more evidence do you need?

Blue

[nekosan]

Mr. Bluestones . Clearly you would be within the law to use deadly force.
Can I get an Amen Smudger ?

[smudger]

no I am on Tiffany's side here. Case not proven, Bluestone you are a vexatious complainant

[nekosan]

I understand Smudger. You are thinking the law will get laid down .
Looks bad for you Mr. Bluestones.

[Bluestone]

no I am on Tiffany's side here. Case not proven, Bluestone you are a vexatious complainant

I can't believe that you're taking her side. I had to beat her off with a crossbow to keep her clutches out of me, and she still came after me. Here's more proof!

Complainant Blue

[nekosan]

Mr. Bluestones. You know Smudger may be in the right here. What I am seeing is a beautiful girl walking in your direction ,and she is smiling. Okay. She has an unusual smile. an orthodonal problem perhaps. But still ,she appears to be smiling. Your response is to smack her in the head with a weapon?
Book him Smudgeo !

[Bluestone]

Looks like I'm going to have to hire a lawyer, before I get charged with assaulting that tasty little vamp!

Blue