People seem to be having fun here... now cut it out!!!!

[Bluestone]

I'd like to lodge a complaint with management!

All of those reading this post may not be able to see all of what I'm talking about, but on some of the members only sections of this board, people are role playing, joking, having fun, and carrying on as if this is a wonderful place to hang out. Well, I for one thought this was a death fetish site where only bad ass, women hating psychos hung out. Imagine my shock and dismay when I discovered that this site is populated by some of the nicest, most caring gentlemen and ladies on the planet. I HEREBY DEMAND MY MONEY BACK!!!

Blue

(P.S. Ooops. Registration was free. Oh bother! Well, I want my zero dollars back... and I want them back with interest!)

[TenderFlesh]

You bet we're having fun and, hey, thanks for inviting us all to the mansion so we could have so much fun

[LadyAsh]

Someone's having fun? What is that? I'm not so no one else can.

This is just one of my world famous, according to some, hit and run posts.

[Algenon5]

DOWN WITH FUN!!!

If I get your zero dollars back for you,
my cut is 40%.

Shyster Al
NicheClips Recovery Service

[smudger]

Bah! Humbug! And we've even got Christmas coming soon. Dammit.

[Sandi]

Let me add my voice emphatically; there shall be NO fun here!

And The Enforcer is present, so beware. And the Enforcer is female, so her will SHALL be done.

To any Woman who dares to attempt to have fun here, I offer this, the Enforcer's reply:

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To any Man who gets 'ideas' when I am in the tub, about 'fun', don't be wavin' that 'thang' around me, Misters:

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And to any of the rest of you who even dream of having fun, I give the you the ever-watchful Enforcer in another pose of readiness.

The Man of the House has decreed no FUN; the Enforcer always pays minute detail to everything The Man desires (of course! ), so here is a final reminder:

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The Enforcer can be very quiet, very 'silenced'.

Think of it as a "PHFFFT!".....Personally Hates Femme Fatalities Fun Times.

You have been warned.

Fun Houses are for shocks and titillations and excitment and screams of fun/anguish....or'pleasure/pain, if you will; there shall be no such things here, either, as they also 'smack' of Fun.

Fun is banned.

Get used to it, it's the 'lay' of the land here....(or was that the 'Leigh'....I do get confused about some things, but I know how to prevent fun.)

When one attempts fun,
There appears a nun with a gun.

And surely no one is more chaste and pure than the Enforcer. I'll be the one in black, it's my 'habit' to wear that color when Enforcing.

The Enforcer

(FF Admin - photo re-sized by FF Admin.)

[Algenon5]

DOWN WITH FUN!!!

Femme Fatalities is on schedule for having more than
5000 registered members by January 1st. This is entirely
caused by too many members having too much fun.
These abominations must cease!

Al the Depressor

P.S. Sandi, your image attachments aren't helping.

[Sandi]

Al, first of all, I blame you and your entire State for my association with the joys of pleasure/pain. So to continue to not help you, brings ME great pleasure.

To whit, the first time we skiied at Killington was also our first ski trip to your fabulous state (grew up in Pa.). It was minus 60 wind chill on the mountains. We knew no better, so we listened about frostbite, bought wonderful clothing, some of which I still have years later, and we skiied.

We did recognize something about eternally and infernally busy Killington, however, Algemon.

No one else was out there and up there swaying on those scary lifts; just us.

Yes, we knew to come in when the little white spot developed on the tip of a nose that somehow was temporarily outside the needed face mask, so we did one run and came in for a while, but each run was over 5 miles long...with no one on any of Killington's mountains. No one. The lifts were the problem, not the skiing.

Yes, we skiied all day till about 3, as I recall.

Pleasure.....pain.

And I've never been the same since, Algemon, in having this 'strange' desire for both pleasure and pain, or some 'association' between the two....natural of course, as I think we all know here, to a woman from the sex act alone.

So if there is ANYTHING I can do to bring YOU less pleasure, Al, or insure that you have NO FUN at all here, I will do those things.

Call it my revenge on Vermont.

Now, since you did not feel I was helping with my prior imagery, let me remove the guns that apparently must have brought you pleasure...or 'fun' on some level.

That surely is not my intent, Algemon. So here are 3 images with no gun shown. If you wished to HAVE fun, which of course you do NOT wish to do, you COULD imagine these three images chained....as 'the other end of the gun'.

But since that is not what we do here, I trust I continue to provide No FUN at all here in the properly named NFL.....or No Fun League.

Probably, Al, you will not even be able to imagine the sequence I see as happening here....YOU probably might even think OF a bullet causing the look in the third picture, but never me, Al, never me.

I am about having no fun at this Site whatsoever.

The NFG (aka No Fun Girl....or, I suppose, it could be 'Never F..ks Girl', to stay on topic, which of course I always do. I am absolutely about having no fun ANYWHERE in life...especially here)

In these No Fun pictures.......

The Blonde begins with the wary look, as she sees Him approach. His face tells her everything, and she has but one potential way out.

So she shows him something she hopes is of 'value' to him......and apparently, Al, IF we were permitted to HAVE fun here....well, apparently he told her with a bullet that he wanted no further fun with her, either.

So in that light, I felt these were appropriate No Fun pictures, ergo fitting for our Site.

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The Counsel for Defense of the No Fun League rests her case. I reserve the right to further comments and questions upon redirect, though I 'firmly' believe I have proven that I stand (and fall) staunchly in the No Fun Camp.

I further disclaim that anyone who actually takes any fun from this site was ever so-affected by anything I have ever done, said, or posted, or may ever do, say,or post in perpetuity......or ever intended in any way , shape, or form to be 'fun'.

And finally, in the intense spirit of No Fun for which we all stand, my apologies for the size of my images that cause the infernal necesity to scroll across text. Just another of my demonstrations of Commitment to no fun.

I don't know how to downsize them, and would get no fun from doing so. So there! A Blonde is always consistent. I shall have no fun here whatsoever and will do everything in my powers to prevent Others from doing so, either.

[Algenon5]

Sandi, you sure know how not to have fun, although you do provide lots
of fun for orthopedic surgeons, not to mention helping them make their
yacht payments.

Sliding down icy mountains on slippery sticks at 60 below is an odd
activity mostly engaged in by strange alien beings from PA, CT and the
like. We Vermonters prefer to sit inside out snowbound homes and
brood for six months. We can't help ourselves. It's just too much fun.

Your image attachments continue to instigate untoward levels of funness.
Please reflect on the damage you are causing.

Al
Mt. Snow Stretcher Bearer

[LadyAsh]

OK, enough, stop it! You guys nearly made me laugh. That is enough. Report to my office immediately for correctional treatment. You will not have fun!

[kevin67]

I am just completing two scenarios for upcoming videos that involve evil, lieing, hatred and even murder. You ask me if I am having fun?

YOU BET YOUR SWEET LIFE I AM HAVING FUN. So come get me members. I have my knives and uzi ready.

Very Happy Kevin

[Algenon5]

OK, enough, stop it! You guys nearly made me laugh. That is enough. Report to my office immediately for correctional treatment. You will not have fun!

Yes ma'am

[cmpunkfan16]

Fun? What is fun?