CONTEST! VALUABLE PRIZES! MEDALS!

[Algenon5]

Femme Fatalities is pleased to announce the first-annual BLUEBEARD PHOTO-MANIPULATION CONTEST, jointly sponsored by the PKF Studios Group, Cuddly Necrobabes and Bluestone Silk Videos.

Prizes consisting of free videos and paysite memberships will be awarded to first, second and third place winners (values $70, $35 & $20). Winners will be selected by a distinguished panel of six judges made up of JohnM (PKF), Dennis (CnB) and Blue (Bluestone), and members of our worthy proletariat, Sandi, CapgunChuck and Big O. TommyBailey is an alternate judge to cover contingencies.

This extravaganza of photo-manipulation mayhem begins now and continues until midnight EST, March 31st. Prize details and contest rules are posted in the VIDEO & IMAGE SHARE FORUM.

(Okay, so I lied. There are no medals, and plans have fallen through for a winners' tickertape parade in East McKeesport, led by the Marching Band of the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office. Travel arrangements became too difficult. Sorry.)

Al

[Algenon5]

"Bluebeard" is a French literary folktale written by Charles Perrault, and first published in Paris in January 1697. It tells the story of a violent nobleman in the habit of murdering his wives and the attempts of one wife to avoid the fate of her predecessors. Gilles de Rais, a 15th-century aristocrat and prolific serial killer, has been suggested as the source

[misspandora]

How did Bluebeard snag so many wives? He isn't the most attractive fellow if that photo is any indication...

[LadyAsh]

He was a nobleman and rich. You know what girls can be like, fall for a full pocket book.

[Sandi]

These pictures and this Contest are COOL!!!!

Looking VERY forward to the Entries! Great idea, great way to introduce and present it, and great idea to have 'real' prizes, for hopefully that encourages more Entries!!!

I like more 'entries'.....always a good thing and preferable to fewer entries. Speaking only for myself in terms of feelings about entries, that is, of course.

I think that's Ash fondling his 'key' in the picture , seems a little uncertain about what to do with her fingers around the end there but my bet is that she can manage to insert it into her lock. Though, really, Ash, you can do much better than that among the Nobles!

And don't forget The Tongue in addition to the nobility as reasons for women being with men many would consider 'less attractive' than other men.

I just have to constantly remind the world of this factoid. The Secret is in the Tongue. By now, that shouldn't be a secret, but apparently it is to some.

(OR, Ash.....I had a wondrous flash of utter wisdom, typical and deep..YES typically "Sandi" deep revelation coming, Ash!!!...probably a thought SO significant you'll not be able to get it out of YOUR head all day!....now listen up, Sister dear..........if you did NOT choose to desire sex with this Nobleman and he persisted, you might call him a 'monster'. And then, when after fondling his key and realizing what it could do to your insides, and deciding 'no' to his advances, you might scream at him "I said "NO lock mess, Monster!"....... .......and I tried to warn you about the Scotch, Ash....sigh......... ....oh, and don't worry about the gun, Ash, I'll inflict the wound myself, it's well deserved, no need for you to waste time aiming yours my way....lol))


Sandi

[Bluestone]

now listen up, Sister dear..........if you did NOT choose to desire sex with this Nobleman and he persisted, you might call him a 'monster'. And then, when after fondling his key and realizing what it could do to your insides, and deciding 'no' to his advances, you might scream at him "I said "NO lock mess, Monster!"....... .......

Announcing the Winner of the FF Lamest Joke Contest! The envelop, please.... and the winner is a slightly inebriated S-A-N-D-I !!!!

Congratulations, Sandi! That was really lame!

Blue

[Sandi]

I really don't drink at 6 AM, Blue....except hemlock, of course. So I am not in Ebriated, that's a town far too close to the Loch, you fool! Sigh.....I have to teach you everything, but that's ok, good geography lessons early on make future navigation much easier and therefore more pleasant.

I do hope you know of the bay over by Ebriated...actually it's right there in town, right IN Ebriated!!...it's known as E Bay.

Besides, I like to provide occasional evidence of why, as I say, I am not making a living on Comedy Central.

I feel I am producing quite compelling evidence.



They cum to me, and when they cum I simply cannot control myself, Blue. Happens every time they cum, that the floe simply flows in return.

It's what happens with locks and lochs. Fortunately, Bluebeard's key appears to be of adequate size and with adequate excitability little cilia or whatever along its length there that definitely should tickle the insides very nicely.

But thanks for the Award!

I accept your tongue in my cheek quite humbly, Blue, as always.

(besides, there is a Sandi Quotient of Stupidity that must be demonstrated so that no one forgets just how stupid Sandi can be. She herself never forgets that, with painful reminders on most days of her life........lol.)

That is, of course, Blue (this one is YOUR fault!!!).....

drum roll.........

why they keep Sandi under loch and key.




Sandi

[Bluestone]

You're also in the running for the Dumb Blonde of the Year Award, sweetie... but you do have a lot of competition there!

In Ebriated, they have a saying... "Drunk as a skank!" But it's just an expression over there, so don't feel offended. In fact, as I was strangling Petra a couple of weeks ago, during a break, she told me that I was, "Sweating like a rapist!" Apparently, it's a common term in Britain. Hopefully, Smudge or Ash can provide confirmation. Before she explained that it was just a common saying over 'ome, I thought she was reading my mind!

Rapist Blue

[Sandi]

Blue.....

There is another phrase I cannot quite remember, from Brits...something like 'I'll ring you up in the morning' or something like that, that an American would consider a phone call thing but a Brit takes it to mean a 'shagging' experience.....lol. I forget whether it's 'ring you up' or 'knock you up' or something like that.

Who can understand Brits anyway? They're as obtuse as Canadiens!

Every day here at this Forum, Americans show our true colors and ability to dialogue, don't we?

um......er......

I withdraw the question, Sir.....lol.

Sandi

[LadyAsh]

Being 'knocked up' is being pregnant. To knock a girl up is to get her pregnant.

[Sandi]

LOL.....Yes, Ash, I DO know that much.....lol....but isn't there some phrase used in the UK about phone calls, that relates to this, as in 'I'll knock you up in the morning?'....or something like that? Maybe my memory is faulty, that would not be a surprise!

Sandi

[Bhael]

Yep, 'Knock me up in the morning' means to swing by and wake up or visit in Ireland, Scotland, and England (these are just my personal experience, but I think it is more widespread than that).

[Algenon5]

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