Femme Fatalities Message Board

Is FetNoir down? I can't seem to access the site.

I get this error message:

Connection Problems
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy. Please try again later.

Blue

Me too. It might be a Disastrous Server problem or a Dysfunctional System. But no, even he wouldn't, would he?

'He' would not because 'he' cannot......and if somehow 'he' did, 'we' would find out. And that truly would be 'the end' for 'him'...or for anyone who attempted to do what you suggest, Ash.

I don't make threats, Ash, as they say, I make promises, and when I do, a promise takes very few words to create.

My promise to the community is that if ever there is proof that such an action took place in this community, a 'site' run by anyone proven to do what you imply would be shuttered in less than 24 hours.

Don't ask 'how'; you have my promise it will be done.

Sandi

I was joking, kind of.

However, Chris' main site is still up. As soon as I saw the "server may be busy" made me think of a DDOS. But after more than 12 hours that seems unlikely, more effort than it is worth to inconvenience less than 300 people.

hi everybody,

sorry for the delay in posting here. there seems to be a problem with the server connecting to the database, no doubt something i did or not. but whatever, we are all over it and will hopefully be back up sometime today. thanks for your patience and for not killing me (even tho you can if you want to). hugs

I'm holding a sharp knife just inches away from your heart, but I won't kill you until you get the board up and running again.

Arthur wrote:I'm holding a sharp knife just inches away from your heart, but I won't kill you until you get the board up and running again.

oh jeez, what a situation to be in!

Bluestone wrote:Thanks for letting us know the situation, Kelli. Not knowing is the worst thing. Now that we know that you're working on a fix, we can wait patiently... even Arthur, although that knife does seem to be moving slightly closer to your heart, or boob, or... well I just hope you're wearing a padded bra, hon!

Blue

Arthur is so frustrated by his inability to access Fet Noir that he rips off Kelli's bra (which needs no padding) and lightly touches the point of his knife against Kelli's freckled skin.

here, this will make it easier for you to find.

Cool! It's going to take me a little while to lightly touch the point of my knife against each and every one of the lovely freckles on your chest. You won't be able to resume fixing the problem with Fet Noir until I'm done exploring your chest. I hope the members of Fet Noir can wait that long.

As for Ash, oh, yes, I also so feared the dreaded DDOS....whatever the hey that is and don't dare try any of the education stuff on me, Ash, I'm easily receptive to some 'inputs' but not as well lubricated in other areas for other inputs, hence the ability to restrict and even prevent thinking and learning. I even totally missed the 'abbreviation' subtlety in your first post.....to me it was more than subtle, it was unseen and not understood until mentioned by Blue.......LOL.

As for Kelli, forget the dang knife, use something more effective; there can no mercy for redheads for there is no cure for that disease. As you can see, she tried to hide behind the glasses, but even a Blonde still knew she was The Redheaded Target...right up the line, one slow shot at a time :

Darn it Sandi!

I was having fun with my knife and Kelli's chest and you spoiled my fun by shooting her. So it's my turn to shoot you, once in each breast just like in your avatar on Fet Noir.