Femme Fatalities Message Board

When I open FF's Community Board, using the only URL I've used
for 31/2 years, I now go to this page (see attached) instead of going
directly to the index page. This new route requires a registered member's
login to access the index.

This would seem to lock out all unregistered visitors. Yet nonmembers
are still visiting the forums which are open to them, which I cannot do
without logging in.

Why? Inquiring minds need to know.

Curious Al

I had the same thing happen last night. After logging in everything appeared the same but it sure did surprise me when it came up and right in the middle it said "no forums here". What's up Blue?

[quote="TenderFlesh"]What's up Blue?[/quote]

Obviously you and I are victims of a vast communist conspiracy,
or somethin' like that there.

Al the Martyr

I noticed that last night, Al. The answer is not immediately apparent and Blue is looking into it.

I am glad! Not that its happening but I thought I was being sent to the principal's office.

Am I special ?? I didn't have any problems at all. Made several inroads, always east access. Login was completely voluntary (needed to post responses)

Could it be your browsers??

4P

The great communist FF opening page conspiracy
has been thwarted - or somethin' like that there.

Anyway things are back to normal.

It's time for my nap.

Horizontal Al

I thought it was 'The Wart of the Round's Fables' as your Title, Blue, but maybe you see 'King' and "Wart" as the same 'position'.

I've seen warts on my Kings, also, from certain positions, so I completely understand. I've become quite adept at feeling around for all the small warts on a man's body; you guys seem to enjoy that, and of course it has the resulting medicinal plusses, also.

Warts are much like Kings, in ways, constantly in need of removal because they become a 'pain' to anyone forced to 'wear' one. I don't think that is 'exactly' the picture you intended when taking on the name 'Wart'....it's just where my always-positive imagery Mind went with your own reference to yourself....LOL!

Warts, btw...DO hurt sometimes, either before removal, during it, and/or even after removal.

But don't worry, we luv ya in spite of all your warts!

See how 'clearly' a Member can read your words and intent, Blue? I'm sure you are dully....not 'duly', but VERY 'dully'.....impressed by the quality of Mind of at least one of your 'brilliant' members here!

Meanwhile, I am merely glad that along with 4P, I was in the 'special' category of never having had problems logging in or accessing anything. I think the 'God of the Internet' recognzies good People and does not put as many challenges in front of them......or something like that. That's surely my explanation for now, despite all this faux Guest silliness you spout from your Wartiness Position.

Actually, it's always cool when the 'tech person' identifies the built-in procedure and defaults....lol.

I'm really not into giving pain to Others, but in your case, just because I luv ya so much, I offer my wart-removal services free of charge to you, Blue! It will be (rubbing her hands together in glee, even though not enjoying normally inflicting pain) my 'extended' pleasure to very slowly, carefully, and, I must add, painfully, remove every wart I find on your body and its parts, AND within your Mind.

There is pain associated with pleasure sometimes, Blue....maybe more than just 'sometimes' for those with a lot of warts.

So as you are here for Us, I am here for YOU, Mr. Wart!

let me see, I'll have to start with plucking each hair from around every 'wart' anywhere on your body.....and then.......

ah, never mind, such complex procedures are probably too crude and graphic for such genteel Forums as we inhabit here. Suffice it to say that sometimes, it only requires a pin-prick.....no, not the one attached to the one with the warts, I don't have such a dirty mind as to think that way......but just a little prick can get at the source of a wart and help to remove it.....and bigger pricks are used to remove bigger warts!

Remember, women also have mental warts that need treatment....constant treatment, too, though many male 'doctors' seem to feel the ignoring the woman's warts will make them disappear....LOL.

Hope this helps, Blue, as always my motivations are pure. All for you, every prick will be for you....and sometimes, again, little pricks do the job just fine, it all just requires experimentation and strict attention to 'detail' in my laboratory.

In your personal case, a little prick may do the job completely, even! We shall determine that through our highly respected Pricking Procedure for Wart Removal.

My Laboratory is always open for experimentation. As I have proven at every scientific and or 'mechanical knowledge' discussion ever, online and offline, I believe in heavy experiementation because I know nothing about these 'scientology'.....er...'scientific'...or whatever, type things.

So I just go pricking away and hopefully once in a while hit the right prick for the right wart.

Just remember, though, Blue, as I think back to a President here who resigned when I was 7, that you can't prick a Dick all the time, nor avoid being pricked all the time.

That's enough Science for this morning, Blue, I have to get out 'on my rounds' and experiment with the morning pricks now; many are waiting to be satisfied by the good Doctor in terms of wart removal, of course.

What's-Her-Name (my new I.D....no one will ever know!)

As a princess, I find the warts are usually on the frogs I have to kiss. Its part of the job description for being a princess, you have to kiss every frog you see. Yuuukkkkk.

Grebit !

Nekosan,

XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Frogs can have their advantages.

Observe, when the tongue is of this length, a Frog's face becomes quite handsome to a Woman.

http://youtu.be/9Oj5ww8tRLs

And if there is still any doubt as to the desires of a Woman relative to her Frog's tongue, these Budweiser Frog Girls should answer any questions quite clearly here, where all roads for that tongue lead directly to the Promised Land.

We here at Frog Central even provide free road maps to the Promised Land!

Do not 'Pass Go', do not ignore the starting point of the game, oh Frogs. From there, just roll the dice and move around the broad......er, the bird........er, NO, sorry, move around the 'board', I mean....but you will receive (at least!) $200 in overall 'compensation' and 'reward' every time you pass go 'properly'. And landing directly on the 'square' will more than double your rewards.

You are permitted to linger on that 'square', or 'hole' in the board...again, simply check the Rules, the pictures are quite clear......and the words, if any of you need them after seeing the demonstration pictures.

It is all part of the Strategy of the Game as to how long to linger on any one square on the broad.....oh DARN, "BOARD", I mean, sorry yet again! I'm being very careless this morning.

Slips of the tongue, you know.

So before entering Go, one must pass it 'successfully' quite a number of times. All details can be found in The Rules of The Game. There is no requirement for the Frog's tongue to be angled downward or upward, as this is left to the discretion of each moment in each game, for the Players to decide and finger out all by themselves......Oh, DARN...another spelling mistake, I AM sorry....I meant 'figure' out, of course!

[attachment=0]frog2budweiser-frog-girls.jpg[/attachment]

The aforementioned Princess in this thread appears to have 'good taste' after all. These Frogs seem to have the necessary goods to 'win the game'.

Never had three Frogs at once, but I guess that's not the 'point' here.

Hearing a satisfied 'ribbit' from the Frog and a soft sigh of pleasure from the Woman is all we 'aim' for here at Frog Central.

Signed,


The Princess' Big Sister and Renowned Frog Tongue Expert

sorry I messed up the order in last post of the pictures, could not 'edit'....last picture is meant as the first one.....the one with only one tongue.

Sandi

Doctor Sandi , wart removing specialist and gaming expert ! :- )
I just wanted to thank you for posting that old picture of me. It was a publicity shot done for a movie filmed in June of 1998 . It was titled "Kingdom Come" and it told the true story of how Sleeping Beauty was roused from her 'prick' induced sleep. No warts were removed during the filming of this picture.
The evil queen , I beleive her name was Sandra, was dispached by the kings archers. She took five arrows before she went down. ;- )