Al, first of all, I blame you and your entire State for my association with the joys of pleasure/pain. So to continue to not help you, brings ME great pleasure.
To whit, the first time we skiied at Killington was also our first ski trip to your fabulous state (grew up in Pa.). It was minus 60 wind chill on the mountains. We knew no better, so we listened about frostbite, bought wonderful clothing, some of which I still have years later, and we skiied.
We did recognize something about eternally and infernally busy Killington, however, Algemon.
No one else was out there and up there swaying on those scary lifts; just us.
Yes, we knew to come in when the little white spot developed on the tip of a nose that somehow was temporarily outside the needed face mask, so we did one run and came in for a while, but each run was over 5 miles long...with no one on any of Killington's mountains. No one. The lifts were the problem, not the skiing.
Yes, we skiied all day till about 3, as I recall.
Pleasure.....pain.
And I've never been the same since, Algemon, in having this 'strange' desire for both pleasure and pain, or some 'association' between the two....natural of course, as I think we all know here, to a woman from the sex act alone.
So if there is ANYTHING I can do to bring YOU less pleasure, Al, or insure that you have NO FUN at all here, I will do those things.
Call it my revenge on Vermont.
Now, since you did not feel I was helping with my prior imagery, let me remove the guns that apparently must have brought you pleasure...or 'fun' on some level.
That surely is not my intent, Algemon. So here are 3 images with no gun shown. If you wished to HAVE fun, which of course you do NOT wish to do, you COULD imagine these three images chained....as 'the other end of the gun'.
But since that is not what we do here, I trust I continue to provide No FUN at all here in the properly named NFL.....or No Fun League.
Probably, Al, you will not even be able to imagine the sequence I see as happening here....YOU probably might even think OF a bullet causing the look in the third picture, but never me, Al, never me.
I am about having no fun at this Site whatsoever.
The NFG (aka No Fun Girl....or, I suppose, it could be 'Never F..ks Girl', to stay on topic, which of course I always do.
I am absolutely about having no fun ANYWHERE in life...especially here)
In these No Fun pictures.......
The Blonde begins with the wary look, as she sees Him approach. His face tells her everything, and she has but one potential way out.
So she shows him something she hopes is of 'value' to him......and apparently, Al, IF we were permitted to HAVE fun here....well, apparently he told her with a bullet that he wanted no further fun with her, either.
So in that light, I felt these were appropriate No Fun pictures, ergo fitting for our Site.
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The Counsel for Defense of the No Fun League rests her case. I reserve the right to further comments and questions upon redirect, though I 'firmly' believe I have proven that I stand (and fall) staunchly in the No Fun Camp.
I further disclaim that anyone who actually takes any fun from this site was ever so-affected by anything I have ever done, said, or posted, or may ever do, say,or post in perpetuity......or ever intended in any way , shape, or form to be 'fun'.
And finally, in the intense spirit of No Fun for which we all stand, my apologies for the size of my images that cause the infernal necesity to scroll across text. Just another of my demonstrations of Commitment to no fun.
I don't know how to downsize them, and would get no fun from doing so. So there! A Blonde is always consistent.
I shall have no fun here whatsoever and will do everything in my powers to prevent Others from doing so, either.
), so here is a final reminder:
I'll be the one in black, it's my 'habit' to wear that color when Enforcing.