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A young under-educated man applied for a job in an office as
a custodian. He filled out the application, then went in
for an interview with the woman in charge of Personnel when
his name was called. After the interview, he left and hooked
up with his homies. One asked, "How'd it go?"
The guy answered, "First part was smooth. But den she wanted
to see my testimonials. So I unzipped my pants and showed `em
-- and she freaked! There went da job!"