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Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 2:32 pm
by Max5s
Lately I’ve seen the word “cyberbully” floating across the forums like the newest buzzword. I never thought they existed, BUT:
Suddenly I’m afraid to make a post because a cyberbully might get me. They’re everywhere, you know. And they are invisible, lurking behind every action verb and waiting to pounce. The Bluestone mansion is particularly dangerous, and somebody needs to do something. Somebody needs to come up with a rule against this kind of electronic terrorism. Heaven forbid that I should have to stand up against one of them myself. My ego is too fragile to withstand a barrage of invective criticism, and I’m certainly incapable of responding appropriately to such a vituperative act. It’s so unfair!
But hey! I love to see nekkid women get shot in the hooters and to call them bi*ches, wh*res and c*nt%. I especially like to tell producers that their models/actresses are substandard sl*ts, but I gotta call a big TIME OUT if they get mad at me. We can’t have no cyberbullies on this forum.
Okay, there’s the bait. Let’s see if any cyberbullies show up. I don’t think there are any out there, but the pop psychologists in pink panties swear they're real.
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:17 pm
by Max5s
Sorry dude, but that money is for a bottle of "Jack". Milk is for the cyberpansies.
But I might share a few bellyshots whisky with you if we can find the right gal.
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:18 pm
by JohnM
“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Whoa, whoa, this post gave me a strange warm feeling that made me want to be a *cyberbully*. I am so sorry.....though I liked the warm feeling---must....keep....control...mustn't.....let...it..get...to...meeaaghhh....
“Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?”
And i digress...
JohnM
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:26 pm
by Max5s
JohnM wrote: I fart in your general direction!
JohnM
Jesus! You been eating skunks again? The plants are dying. You keep doing that and you won't be talking to anyone else either. Let one of those fly during a film session and your models won't need to do any acting.
LOL
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:30 pm
by EvilBilly
Wow, all of a sudden I really feel intimidated...!
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:35 pm
by Bluestone
Okay, youse guys! I'm the head bully here. It's my board, so I get to call the shots. First, I'll delete all your posts, because I have the power. Then, I'll steal your milk money, confiscate yer boose, and whip the livin' tar outta all of youse. I'm the biggest bully in town. I own this board... I control this board... I am BIG and BLUE and MEAN. ROOOOOOOOARRR!!!!
...Hey, did I get the job?
Bluezilla
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:50 pm
by Max5s
And I thought BIG BlUE was IBM.
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:24 pm
by Dalila di Capri
OK how about this for cyberbullying:
"None of you are man enough for me...Your natural equipment is so small that you need big spears and knives and guns and bazookas and other things that belch symbolic come to compensate for your puny members...
That's it Paul...come at me with that big machine gun of yours! Kill me so that I don't laugh at you and mock you.
Max 5 you wimp...you need to plug me in the navel a few times so I can feel something hot and sexy...certainly nothing like that coming from that other gun you treasure so much! (That frightened little fellow between your legs!)
Blue...we both know you look just like the Canadians from Southpark...Who are you trying to kid?!?"
Now you know that I am trying to frame an example here...so please know that it's just sweet little Dalila who would not hurt a flea in RL and for goodness sake don't ban me because where on earth would I go to cry my little green eyes out!!!
...well DS I suppose...but my balls are too big for that kind of crap.
Baci
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:28 pm
by bellystabs
Bluestone wrote:I am BIG and BLUE and MEAN. ROOOOOOOOARRR!!!!
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You get the job. Show up for work next Tuesday, and don't shave.
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:57 pm
by Dalila di Capri
Paul you have seen enough of my work to know that your little ratta tat tat is just a flesh wound...
I have a good 20 minutes of wallowing in my own blood left and BTW...that Rolex watch I sent you that says From Dalila to Paul: Baci...when the little hand gets to 12....
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I die smiling as you run around living out your greatest FX scene yet....too bad the cameras are not rolling
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:10 pm
by Bluestone
Dalila di Capri wrote:Blue...we both know you look just like the Canadians from Southpark...Who are you trying to kid?!?"[/b]
I'm sure glad she didn't attack my member. She's scary................ but so very sexy
Blue
(P.S. Reporting for duty. Is this next Tuesday?)
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:09 pm
by Dalila di Capri
Hello Blue...
You get the Standard Canadian break....
It's too easy to poke fun at you guys
Besides...when you consider the appearance of the typical Canadian eh...
(Look when a woman with a thick accent is doing Canadian accent jokes you know there is a real problem!!)
Anyway I will let these pictures speak for themselves:
Dalila
VS Typical Canadians
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:24 pm
by Max5s
Dalila di Capri wrote: Max 5 you wimp...you need to plug me in the navel a few times so I can feel something hot and sexy...certainly nothing like that coming from that other gun you treasure so much! (That frightened little fellow between your legs!)
Baci
Damn Dalila. You hurt Little Max so badly that I'll be pissi*g backwards for a week.
But hey, you big breasted babe (Is aliteration allowed here?), at least I can look down and see my feet and don't have to worry about tipping over if I make a quick turn.
Okay--I'm going to go find some tweezers and see if I can set my anatomy right again, then it's open season on that belly button of yours!
Cheers Dalila--You just might be a cyber bully! LOL
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:51 am
by John Matrix
Dalila di Capri wrote:"None of you are man enough for me...Your natural equipment is so small that you need big spears and knives and guns and bazookas and other things that belch symbolic come to compensate for your puny members...Baci
Can I be first in line to help you prove your point....LOL!
Re: Help Wanted-Cyberbully-Apply Within
Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:14 am
by Dalila di Capri
Dalila di Capri wrote:"None of you are man enough for me...Your natural equipment is so small that you need big spears and knives and guns and bazookas and other things that belch symbolic come to compensate for your puny members...Baci
Can I be first in line to help you prove your point....LOL![/quote]
Cyberbully Dalila says:
"What, the point that you are no more man enough in the member department than these other guys?"
Actress Dalila says:
"Shoot me sometime. That will prove your maniless straight away."
And to all my Canadian fans and friends who include Blue and the wondeful Peter...I hope you know that the whole South Park thing is just a joke. Ganada is a beautiful Country eh, and I look forward to going there sometime friend...and maybe filming with Blue and Peter buddy.
Baci
And Geno called me a doormat...that is the best joke of all!!
