Femme Fatalities Message Board

smudger wrote:Well, of course I could calculate it from the supplied data. But I am too much of a gentleman to do so.

i appreciate that you are a gentleman, mr. smudger, but really i have no problem with telling you i am 41. it's just a number, after all, right? right? say yes.

Yes indeed. An age that is an ideal blend of youth and wisdom. And it is a little better than me, I'm afraid.....

kelli wrote: but really i have no problem with telling you i am 41. it's just a number, after all, right? right? say yes.

I thought you were just a little younger than that.

I am 56. Applying the French equation: Divide 56 by 2 equals 28. Add 7 to 28 and that equals 35. So according to the French the perfect woman for me would be 35 years old. (I thought Kelli was a little bit closer to 35.) Now 41 is just 15 years younger than me. I think I could live with that and not, (too often,) consider myself a dirty old man.

Ric, you're back! I really missed you. And thanks. And yes, I am remarried and happily getting murdered frequently.

Blue,

The Category Ash so craves is quite clear to me, and I know her as well as anyone here. I'd have to truncate this text to fit the Poll, but it goes something like:

"To enjoy Sandi defeating me in stories and role plays as she has consistently done over approximately the past 9 years."

Now, as always, Blue, there is a slim chance of me being wrong there, but as always also, I'm quite confident. I think the line from literature is something like 'pride goeth before Ash's fall', though I may paraphrase a bit there.

I'll leave all that confusing math to the redheads (even the ones who look even better at 41 than they did when I met them in their later 20s) and brilliant film creator/story writer; it's all way over my head. Of course, that's pretty easy to be, since I was shot in the first reel and I'm still lying there.

I happened to vote for 'interaction with others', though visual stimulation is always hoped to be found each visit and I love reading the posts of Others and just browsing threads. And it is fun to stimulate others by providing material written and visual, so that's another choice I could have made. And obviously with me, remaining connected with 'old Friends' is a major reason for me remaining.

Also, I think most of the women posters indicate that we tend to post more frequently when there is female interaction also at the Forums.

Since I only could choose one option, I felt that 'interaction' best covered all my reasons for coming to the Fun House.

sure do meet a lotta strange creatures in this fun house, though. But they're actually all kinda nice and cuddly...'cept for redheads and blonde English bimbos, of course. And Canadian communists, of course, though some of them manage to have some redeeming virtues, it is said.

Have a nice day, me and ole Dobbins are high-tailin' it outta Dodge, there's some real bitches on our tail. They ain't real good wid dem guns, but even redheads and other blondes get lucky once in a while.



Actually, I come here for this:
and for this:
but y'all knew those parts already.


Sandi