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Ah ! ! Lady Ash. For those Xs you will receive a tongue lashing you will never forget !

Promises, promises! What I've always wanted.

Nekosan,

The truly amazing thing is, that I REMEMBER Sandra! Yes, yes, I remember her from as long ago as when I just read about her in your prior post....that's quite a long time for a Blonde to remember anything, you know!

All I can say is, if the 5 arrows left Sandra as happy and satisfied looking as the three women there with 'your' length of tongue reaching to their you-know-wheres, Sandra died quite happy indeed, moaning and writhing all the way.

Along with the requisite hip arches upward and shoulder arches backward and all; those are 'givens' in this equation.

Though with that long and flexible a tongue, it's difficult to determine if the Receiver is on her back or on her knees.....each position seems....satisfactory....from what I've heard, of course.

I can see why 'tongue in cheek' is very difficult for you.....of course, so would swallowing be difficult for your mate at such a length. But openings are flexible, so I'm sure all will come out just fine.

The Princess seems quite 'interested', shall we say. I would suggest further exploration in that direction.

I missed that publicity shot back in '98, I admit, Nekosan, but I am certain that all members did, to "Kingdom' cum......er....go to "Kingdom Come" and love it.

Or something like that....lol.

We here in Amazonia, under new Queen Sandia, live in a cuntry named for our breed, that of Amazons. Our cuntry is called THRUST.....or T.H.R.U.S.T.......

Few know our history, Nekosan, nor the germination of what is really an abbreviation, for the world just knows us as The Nation of THRUST......and calls us THRUSTERS.

Confidentially, our name stands for The Hormones Rage Under Stabbing Thrusts.....so we consider the name 'Thrusters' to be appropriate.

Yes, they call me the Queen of Thrust, Neokosan.

But we also have a Princess of Tongues, because many speak in tongues, you know, and we are a very advanced breed of Amazons, highly into literature and study of All Things.

So we chose, naturally, a Blonde for a such a 'lofty' position, and she has quite an interesting 'throne' of her own upon which she 'receives' visitors granted the honor of exchanging Tongues studies with the Princess.

It is a very flexible throne, of course, enabling her to better gain perspective on all Tongues from the broadest array of personal perspectives and angles.

The Princess Lady Ash always gets to the bottom of every problem, Nekosan, and enable her Listnere to become able to do the same.

She ranks as the most exalted in our land of Thrust, Nekosan. our paragon of Beauty and Womanhood. She has the Secret of Womankind, Nekosan....the Secret of the Tongue. Many women can 'teach' it, but few if any as well our our Princess.

Look at it this way, just choosing our Princess of the Tongues was an exhausting procedure and operation. I felt it only fair that the People chose the Princess of the Tongues, from their personal experiences. And Lady Ash does not engage in tongue-twisters, she is quite a straight 'shooter', and her popularity grew for the best of reasons.

She exults in instruction to our Men about the Secrets of the Tongues. And they seem to 'pick up' rather quickly on her teachings, so everyone gains, Nekosan. We are quite an equal Society here, all we Thrusters, male and female.

She came to us from a foreign land, so we honor her by calling her Lady Ash, to also befit a hair color.

Very experienced, Nekosan, and the first we send our 'problem' Men to for 'remedial' treatment. The Princess is also well-schooled in the whip, of course. And caning.

When there seem to be disputes as they talk in Tongues together, our lovely Princess Lady Ash really cracks the whip, so to speak, to bring them...and their Tongues...into proper alignment with the only Universe that matters.....that of Princess Lady Ash, of course.

Her very center, Nekosan, her very core, becomes the only sight they are permitted to see when in her Temple. Again, her methods are renowned among all Thrusters.

She simply has a natural way of 'separating' any 'issues' that can get in the way of of the Tongues and communication and reaching the essence of any situation or even any inner being.

She is quite demanding, and quite high maintenance.....but the rewards, Nekosan, as they say, 'are to die for'.

And she does that also, all in the interest of experimentation and further exploration of the intricacies of Tongues.

Actually, for us here in the Nation of Thrust, the Book of Tongues is one our most utilized 'how to' manuals, written and illustrated in very graphic detail, so that no Man need ever fail to understand....the Marvelous Secrets of the Tongue.

More later, Nekosan....we have a new batch of Men wishing to be tested by Princess Lady Ash, so I must stop my tongue-wagging now and help her to introduce these new Men to our ways here.

Depending upon how much further instructioin they may require, I may be back in minutes....or could be days.

The Princess Lady Ash, of course, makes all final decisions in the Temple of the Tongues, but I would be remiss as the Queen of the Thrusters to not also be constantly evaluating the 'quality' of the new Men permitted to join in such fabulously rewarding discussions. Talking in Tongues is so very difficult, yet so very simple, Nekosan, in terms of reaching the absolute essence of any situation.

We look forward to your presence in the Temple of the Tongues.

Others of us will be practicing our thrusting, so that we can live up to our name....and die up to our name, also.


Princess Lady Ash has known for some time that the Kingdom of Cums ( a remake, I believe, of YOUR 1998 classic, Nekosan....finally...a remake....or maybe it's a sequel.......or a sea-quill', which is a porcupine-like creature found in certain oceans, that emits it's sharp quills into soft human feminine flesh.....see how much you are already absorbing here in the Land of Thrust, Nekosan!)... that the Kingdom of Cums is hers to rule whenever she wishes, but so far she remains more interested in gaining more of the scientific knowledge she craves through these experiments in the Temple of the Tongues.

Sandia, Queen of Thrust

I a lowly Frog stand/squat in wonder at your command of not only your magnificent body ,but also of Language .
If it were not for my own confidence in my ability in the use of my own Tongue (capitalized because of it's High Standing,and Long Reaching) I confess I might feel inadaquate after reading such a brilliant (and hilarious) essay .
This by no means is a refusal of your very kind offer to study inside your walls. Instead it is an offer of mutual exchange for the betterment of all Thrust and Aqua equally.

You have already been granted access to our hidden chambers, those within our 'ivy' covered 'walls', Nekosan.

We wish to hide no secrets from the Masses. We 'hold' very firm beliefs that the more who Know All Things, the happier (and more peaceful) All will remain in our kingdom of cums......or until kingdom come, as it were.

And firmness is an important aspect of All Things, Nekosan, here in the land of Thrust.

It's not the size of the 'hot dog'.....er...I mean 'the dog'.... in the fight that matters, but the amount of fight in the dog. So we adhere to strict and very firm standards here, Nekosan.

And success has been very instant and rewarding, as those entering our Temple....or our private temples......have an innate ability to firm up everything they need to understand in order to reach the state of Nirvana.

Navigation can be 'dark', but never is it gloomy and never should it be 'frightening' in any way.

So it is written in the Books of Thurst......so SHALL it be done!

Sandia of Thrust

ok, ok, ok!!! You called my name enough times and now you have me Back! :-)

[quote="Bluestone"][color=#00FFFF]From now on, I would like to be addressed as King Blue, or 'Wart', unless our very own member known as Wart objects. :lol2:
King Blue of the Round Table[/color][/quote]

I dont mind blue, until today I didn`t know that "Wart" means anything, in fact I thought that if W is first letter of my real name and I allways wanted to be an artist so I thought that WART would be a really nice name :-) Right!!! Damn!!!! Damn, damn! :-)

By the way, in case someone noticed, Hi I`m back after few months, I`m good and fine, and only reason I was away for long time is, because I`m weird :-) . But it is normal in my case. YO!

O yes, I`m weird alright, first I quoted my self twice and now I don`t know how to delete my triple post. :-( Perfect :-)

Pssst, Sir Wart. Regarding King Blue, the rumors of a palace revolt
may be untrue, but there are rumblings about how much time he
spends in the Hemlock Lounge. So meet me by the postern gate
at midnight. This could be to your definite advantage, but keep it
under your helmet.

Subversive Al

Wart....

first of all, welcome back! You have been missed!

And I absolutely LMAO at your self-description of 'weird'.....LOL!....that in your case, 'weird' is 'normal'. Most excellent line by you, Sir! Whether it applies to Other of 'us' here, I'll leave to each individual to decide!

I'm glad (I cannot help myself sometimes, Wart, so I do apologize for this one to come here...lol) that Blue was able to delete the multiple Wart posts for you, Wart. Know why?

(drum roll)....otherwise, some might have seen you as a Wart HOG!

oink, oink...snort....snort.....

Welcum back....hope to see some of your great 'work' if and when you choose to resume it, as your contributions are popular for good reason...they happen to be good!....LOL!

Algemon.....I don't think Wart keeps 'his' under his helmet, unless he wears that helmet in rather unusual places. Maybe under an 'umbrella', but I've never seen a helmet covering 'it'.

As always, Al, just contributing my high-brow level of scientific detail for you. But Wart has been 'away' for a while, so maybe he was growing transplants or something. I mean, people have hair 'down there' and yet not on their top head, so maybe Wart has managed to find a way to get something else to grow on the top head also (maybe that's because of lack of such 'down there' for him, but I surely have no evidence about that, and evidence would have to be procured 'inch-by-inch' in a very in-depth and very scientific study).....one can never be certain, Al, without deep scientific attempts to acquire a total grip on the situation at hand.

Always helpful, from the Research Lab,

Scientist Sandi

Cheers!!!!!!
Thanks for cleaning my mess Blue. It wasn`t intended, some people got talent and then things just happens. :-)
Of course by calling my self weird, I was not thinking about my fetish, but rather that I`m a little.... well.... Forest Gump minded :-) and fact that I fantasize about women that are not exactly alive, is a minor factor here hahahah. But I was not growing implants... yet.

Btw, do we have any "edit" button around? Yesterday I couldn`t find any as well as all those usefull emoticons.

Forest Gumpish Wart

Thanks Blue! It is fixed, problem was on my side and my internet browser (maybe not only that hahaha) was to blame.
Now i can post smoothly.