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Dalila di Capri wrote:Blue...we both know you look just like the Canadians from Southpark...Who are you trying to kid?!?"[/b]

I'm sure glad she didn't attack my member. She's scary................ but so very sexy

Blue

(P.S. Reporting for duty. Is this next Tuesday?)

Hello Blue...

You get the Standard Canadian break....

It's too easy to poke fun at you guys

Besides...when you consider the appearance of the typical Canadian eh...

(Look when a woman with a thick accent is doing Canadian accent jokes you know there is a real problem!!)

Anyway I will let these pictures speak for themselves:

Dalila

VS Typical Canadians

Dalila di Capri wrote: Max 5 you wimp...you need to plug me in the navel a few times so I can feel something hot and sexy...certainly nothing like that coming from that other gun you treasure so much! (That frightened little fellow between your legs!)

Baci

Damn Dalila. You hurt Little Max so badly that I'll be pissi*g backwards for a week.
But hey, you big breasted babe (Is aliteration allowed here?), at least I can look down and see my feet and don't have to worry about tipping over if I make a quick turn.

Okay--I'm going to go find some tweezers and see if I can set my anatomy right again, then it's open season on that belly button of yours!

Cheers Dalila--You just might be a cyber bully! LOL

Dalila di Capri wrote:"None of you are man enough for me...Your natural equipment is so small that you need big spears and knives and guns and bazookas and other things that belch symbolic come to compensate for your puny members...Baci

Can I be first in line to help you prove your point....LOL!

Dalila di Capri wrote:"None of you are man enough for me...Your natural equipment is so small that you need big spears and knives and guns and bazookas and other things that belch symbolic come to compensate for your puny members...Baci

Can I be first in line to help you prove your point....LOL![/quote]

Cyberbully Dalila says:

"What, the point that you are no more man enough in the member department than these other guys?"

Actress Dalila says:

"Shoot me sometime. That will prove your maniless straight away."

And to all my Canadian fans and friends who include Blue and the wondeful Peter...I hope you know that the whole South Park thing is just a joke. Ganada is a beautiful Country eh, and I look forward to going there sometime friend...and maybe filming with Blue and Peter buddy.

Baci

And Geno called me a doormat...that is the best joke of all!!

Dalila, on your way to Canada, stop in Colorado and I will show you the original South Park located in the beautiful Rocky Mountains. http://www.southparklodging.com/photos.htm
I will also have film in my camera and I can show you all my sharp pointy things while you show me all your soft peaks!

Wow...

In all seriousness it is very beautiful.

How close is it to the main freeway (I-70, no?)

But there are no pictures of Catman and Butters so how can I really believe that this is South Park???

Baci

Dalila di Capri wrote:Wow...
In all seriousness it is very beautiful.
How close is it to the main freeway (I-70, no?)
But there are no pictures of Catman and Butters so how can I really believe that this is South Park???
Baci

I will gladly provide proof for you, my lovely Dalila! And I will cover for you too, just like Cartman did for Butters in this classic clip!
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... d=43317341 I will take you to Kenny's gravesite so you can mourn, and to my sacrificial altar so you can moan!

This is great!!!!

Thanks for the map.

Here is a follow up question:

Who has been killed more times? Kenny or Dalila?


Baci

Kenny may have died more times, but you died WAY more sexy!

By the way, speaking of compensating for our 'inadequacies' through our weapons of choice, what does it mean if I favor short-barrelled pistols? (I cringe in anticipation of your reply!!)

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Bennett: John...I'll be ready, John...!
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