Where is the Bluestone Mansion

[Pennpaul]

For years the fabled mansion has been described on this board. Many members have been invited to various rooms, but never has anyone revealed its existence other than as a cyberspace phenomena. Well this has changed.

After diligent searching, I found the fabled mansion. It turned out to be plainly advertised as noted by the road sign, below. Though isolated in nowhere land, I found it at the end of the road. As I approached it, I was impressed by the 9 ft concrete block walls topped by barb-wire and broken glass. That seemed a bit strange.

Starnger still were the 5 papparazzi trying to get pictures of all the naked and semi-naked girls around the olympic size pool. Their efforts were for nought. 10 guards and 5 Dobermans suddenly appeared. When one of the Doberman's took a chunk out of one papparazzi's leg, I thought it better to turn around and return to civilization.

I checked the newspaper the next day for any article about those papparazzi. On the back page I found a small blurb about the disappearance of 5 papparazzi from a European news service. To the best of my knowledge, they have never been heard from again.

Moral: visit the Bluestone Mansion by invitation only

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[Bluestone]

Penn,

You should have simply waived your FF membership card at the guards, and they would have let you in. Thanks for not revealing the exact location of Bluestone Drive. If you had, I'm afraid the dogs would be the least of your worries. The pterodactyl will take more than a chunk out of you.

Blue
666 Bluestone Drive
Somewheresville, Canada

[Pennpaul]

But those papparazzi's had FF cards from the many bots that plague the forums. The guards merely shrugged. The dogs ate them like candy.

Pteradactyl ?? I thought that was a 747 landing at your private airfield.

Is it true that the grand lake on Bluestone estates is bottomless??

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[smudger]

It is. If you dive in and keep swimming, you will surface at Lake Victoria in Africa.

And off topic, you two. Yellow card for each of you.

[Pennpaul]

What was the topic that we are off of????

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[Bluestone]

Any talk of the Bluestone Mansion cannot be off topic, since the mansion is always filled with death fetish actresses who routinely let us strangle, stab and shoot them for our enjoyment!

Blue

[smudger]

O.K. , I will let you off this time. But we had better see more evidence to substantiate your statements, or next time.... you're nicked!

[Bluestone]

Fine. Below is my Body of evidence. I rest my case, and they will rest in peace too!

Blue

[kevin67]

Give them a break Smudger, luckilly for Blue the maid didn't show up yet to clean up the evidence.

Come to think of it, I believe they even done inthe maid. I recently seen Velvet in the maid's uniform and now she is gone.

Oh well..........anybody want to apply for the position........ even though it's seems to be a real dead end job.

[Pennpaul]

As I drove away that fateful day, I saw a guy in the woods with a telephoto lens and camera. He appeared to be taking pictures of the mansion and walls. A glint in the sunlight indicated that he might be wearing a badge. Shots rang out from 5 directions. After the smoke cleared, a guard appeared and shot the photographer one last time. As I sped down the road, in my rearview mirror, I could see them dragging the body thru the gates.

That sure is a tough place. And Bluestone's response showing off the remains of his guests proves the brutal toughness.

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[Bluestone]

A "guy"?! We shot a guy?! Now that's squarely off topic! Certainly, it must have been a lady cop/photographer who was shot and dragged through the mansion gates by her nyloned legs with her short skirt riding up her thighs as she was dragged along.

Below is a photo that I took of her after her body was strip-searched to make sure she wasn't wearing a wire.

Brutal Blue

[Pennpaul]

OMG, Officer Debbie D has gone missing.

I was too far away to ID sex. Yep, it could have been a vengeful female. Bluestone should provide bonuses to those guards.

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